I had a revelation earlier today: Quality of Life (QoL) is a function of the average Time Wearing Pants per day (TWP).
To see where you stand, please turn your attention to the graph:
The results did surprise me a little, but I attributed the spike at 2 hours to those big shots that only need to make a short appearance at work to pretend like they’re working. They have it pretty good.
A more interesting study might be Hour of Day Wearing Pants vs Quality of Life.