Pants Determine Quality of Life

February 23, 2009

I had a revelation earlier today: Quality of Life (QoL) is a function of the average Time Wearing Pants per day (TWP).

To see where you stand, please turn your attention to the graph:

time wearing pants vs quality of life1

The results did surprise me a little, but I attributed the spike at 2 hours to those big shots that only need to make a short appearance at work to pretend like they’re working. They have it pretty good.

A more interesting study might be Hour of Day Wearing Pants vs Quality of Life.